A blonde and a redhead

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses.

The blonde says to the redhead, “isn’t that your husband coming carrying all those roses?”

The redhead says, yes it is.

The blonde responds by saying, “Oh you are so lucky”.

The redhead says, “No I’m not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart.”

The blonde says, “Oh my, don’t you have a vase to put them in”?

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