A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender

A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender:  “Got any grapes?”

The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;

The duck walks out of the bar, only to return the next day; once again, the duck asks the 

bartender:  “Got any grapes”?

The bartender says;”  look, I told you yesterday that we don’t sell grapes here “

The duck leaves, but returns the next day, with the same question:  “Got any grapes?”.

The bartender angrily replies:  “look, I have already told you twice that we don’t have any 

grapes here.  Now get out of the bar before I nail your little webbed feet to the floor “.

The duck walks out, but comes back the next day.  He asks:  “Got any nails?”

The bartender replies:  “No, this isn’t a hardware store “.  

Duck says:  “Got any grapes?”

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