A man walks into a bar and says “4 drinks please”

The Bartender asks “Rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my brother is gay”, the Bartender says “Well everyone has their own path”.

The next day the man walks into the bar again and says “4 drinks please”, the Bartender asks “Another rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my oldest son is gay”, the Bartender says “Well that’s his choice”.

On the third day, the man walks into the bar again and says “4 drinks please”, the Bartender says “My god, another rough day?”, the man replies “Yeah, I just found out that my youngest son is gay”, the Bartender says “It’s totally up to him who he’s attracted to”.

The fourth day comes around, and the man walks into the bar again and says “4 drinks please”, the Bartender asks “Doesn’t anyone in your family like Women?”, the man replies

“Yeah, my Wife does.”

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