A Priceless Argument

A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.

“It’s on sale. Only $10 for a case,” he replies.

“We can’t afford it. Put it back,” demands the wife. They continue shopping and a few minutes later the wife puts a $20 jar of face cream into the cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

“So does the Budweiser and it’s half the price,” retorts the husband.

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