A man brings some flowers home to his wife.
She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.
Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?”
His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.”
He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?”
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster d*ad in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on…
A man calls his home while on a business trip. An unfamiliar voice answers the phone. Man: “Who is this?” Answer comes, “A am the maid.” Man:…
Little Johnny went fishing with his father one quiet Saturday morning. They sat together in a small boat on the lake, waiting patiently for the fish to…
A group of men were sitting around one evening, talking and joking about life, age, relationships, and sports. One of them leaned back in his chair and…
Three men — a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman — were walking along the beach one afternoon when they spotted an old lantern half-buried in the…
A guy goes into the same diner every single morning. Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he’s making a life-changing decision…then orders the exact…