A woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello.
My name is Carmen.”
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied.
“Is it a family name?”
“No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men.
Therefore I chose ‘Carmen’”
“What’s your name?” she asked.
He answered “B. J. Titsengolf”
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