A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual.
The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
She says
“I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
I want to be the only one in his life.
I want him to sleep always by my side.
I want that when he gets up in the morning I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.”
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone…
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