A young lady

A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room.

He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset.

“What’s the matter?” She asks

“I’ve got no-one to pass these onto to when I go”. Says the old man, looking at his photos

“Let me show you” and he presents her with a photo of an old car, “this is my vintage E type Jaguar. It’s priceless and in pristine condition” “I’ll… I’ll let you have it if you just give me a quick flash of those lovely breasts.”

Interested in the prospect of inheriting the old mans car and feeling a bit sorry for the old geezer, she agrees and proceeds to undress for him.

Looking visibly happier, he pulls out another photo, “this is my house in Devon. It’s an 8 bedroom mansion with a swimming pool and 25 acres of land.” “You can have it, only, I’d love to see those breasts bouncing up and down in front of me.”

She thinks about this for a few seconds, then agrees and proceeds to jump up and down topless in front of the old man.

Now vibrant, the old man grabs another photo and says “here, look, this is my yacht off of the coast of Gibraltar.” “It’s yours, if you could just let me play with those spiffing breasts of yours for a couple of minutes.”

Deciding it’s worth it, she leans forward and let’s the old man have a good fumble of her jubblies.

Wide eyed and with a cheeky grin on his face, the old man says, “thank you so much my dear.” He stands up and hands her the three photographs.

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