A Blonde Woman Was Speeding Down The Road
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a female police officer who was also a blonde. The Blonde Cop asked to…
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender: “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies: “This is a bar, not a market, we don’t have grapes”;…
A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond….
Can You Do This?
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem…
Wife and husband talk about life if she died
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need…
Funny Joke ‣ The Talking Dog
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The…
Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey…
A road supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
The Blonde Nun
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
Dad Joke: This Father Insisted The Baby Couldn’t Be His
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…