Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
“Hello?” she cried…but no answer.
“Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer….
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
“HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”
Then she heard a voice from far, far away … “Hello – we’re all down here….”
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster d*ad in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on…
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A group of men were sitting around one evening, talking and joking about life, age, relationships, and sports. One of them leaned back in his chair and…
Three men — a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman — were walking along the beach one afternoon when they spotted an old lantern half-buried in the…
A guy goes into the same diner every single morning. Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he’s making a life-changing decision…then orders the exact…