Video: Black lines

When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed…

Video: Oh, you flatterer, what are you after?

Sam’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look younger. After a long session infront of the mirror applying the “miracle” products,…

The girl taunts old man

The girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She…

Video: You need fishing licenses

Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…

Late for work

The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…

A young man met a beautiful girl

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…

A drunk blonde woman

A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink and…

Adults’ deep dark secret

Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated. Johnny decides to test it. He comes…

The phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house

It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house. “It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone, “I do hope it’s not another emergency.”…

Video: An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man: She seemed upset when she returned to her daughter’s house later that night. “What happened,…