My Wife!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! OFFICER: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t do birthdays. OFFICER:…
A dude-up city biker
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with…
At a winery …
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in…
Teacher Was
A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it….
Mother of Six
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’,…
A WOMAN’S POEM
A WOMAN’S POEM: He didn’t like the casserole, and he didn’t like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard, not like his mother used to…
Little Boy – So funny
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny…
Farmer Does Something Very
Farmer Does Something Very Strange At His Wife’s Funeral. This Is Priceless. An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night…
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens….
A man walks into a bank
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has….