Funny dreams

A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.

“I dream they were auctioning off tool in this place, “she began, “the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20.”

“How about the ones like mine?” asked her husband.

“Those they gave away,” she replied tongue in cheek.

“I had a dream too,” started the husband. “I dream they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a thousand and the little tight ones went for double that!”

“And how much for the ones like mine?” enquired the wife to her husband.

“That’s where they held the auction,” he replied.

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