A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many side glances from her, he said, “Its golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need…
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The…
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair She can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,” the…