A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?”
The man smiled and said: “You’ll know tonight.”
That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife.
She embraced him, and then slowly and unwrapped the package. It contained a book entitled, The Meaning of Dreams.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…