A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband: “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?”
The man smiled and said: “You’ll know tonight.”
That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife.
She embraced him, and then slowly and unwrapped the package. It contained a book entitled, The Meaning of Dreams.
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