I want to type!

Honey, the kids are already grown up, from now on we have to talk in code when we want to make love.

When I tell you “I want to type” you come, get under the covers and we’ll finish the job quickly.

The next day…

Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!

Mommy said she only has red ink..

The next day:

Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!

Mommy said she still has red ink..

The next day:

Little John, go and tell your dad that now I have blue ink and I want to type!!!!!!

Daddy said he wrote by hand…

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