Little Johnny Is In Class One Day.

Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing.

The teacher says what’s so funny?

He said I can see your bra strap.

The teacher said don’t come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out.

A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she asks what’s funny now?

Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps.

The teacher says get out of my classroom for a month.

So little Billy got pissed that he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk.

She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom.

She asked where do you think you’re going?

He said well teach after what I saw I’m done with school for a lifetime.

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