A man sat on a towel on a beach. He had no arms or legs.
3 Women walked past & felt sorry for him. 1 said “U ever had a hug?” He said “No” so she hugged him & walked on.
2nd said, “U ever had a kiss?”
He said “No” so she kissed him & walked on.
3rd said, “U have ever been fu**ed?” He said “No” as his eyes lit up…
… she said, “U will be when the tide comes in.”
When the expensive printer/photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed…
Sam’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look younger. After a long session infront of the mirror applying the “miracle” products,…
The girl taunts old man and asks if he ever did anything wild heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She…
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. The boss called her into his office and said, “Now look Sharon, I…
A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…