Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

OFFICER: Age?

Husband: I’m not sure. Around 40. We don’t do birthdays.

OFFICER: Height? Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

OFFICER: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

OFFICER: Color of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think.

OFFICER: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

OFFICER: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

OFFICER: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went on my motorcycle. 

OFFICER: What kind of motorcycle was it?

Husband: A 2018 Harley Davidson Roadglide, Twisted Cherry with 14″ apes, stage 2 kit, Vance and Hines fishtail pipes, Klock Werks windshield, JPcycles foot boards, highway pegs and crash bars…At this point the husband started choking up.

OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your motorcycle.