Once a blonde …

Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend’s home.

Her mom advised her: “My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn.”

Next day her mom asked her daughter: “Had you a good day?”

The blonde answered: “It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him:

‘There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!’

But he urged me that I’ve one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not.”

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