A woman visits her husband in prison
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life…
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion
A man and his wife are at a high school reunion… … and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a…
THE BEST BUBBA JOKE
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Super rude hairdresser gets put in her place by customer’s hilarious comeback
A woman enters a hair salon and mentions she and her husband will be taking a trip to Rome to the hairdresser. “Rome? Why would anyone want…
Ray Came Home One Night And Fell Asleep
After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as…
During lunch at work last week
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans, When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling,…
Two little boys walk into a drugstore
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
A newlywed couple returned from their honeymoon
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her…