Sue phones her husband at work, “Dan, do you have time for a chat?”
“Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.”
“But this won’t take long,” Sue says, “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”
“I really haven’t the time,” says Dan, “so just quickly tell me the good news.”
“Oh all right then, the good news is that the air bag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…