The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray,
“Take only one. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another,
“Take all you want. God is watching the apples”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
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The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…