The young man says to his date,
“I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?”
The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then searches through her purse, finally dumping the contents on the table between them.
She searches through the pile and finally finds a small spray bottle.
She examines the label and announces, “Here it is… ‘Unforgettable’.”
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