The Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband

The wife sent a message to her husband Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you “.

Husband : Who is Priscilla?

Wife: Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

Twist in the tale…..

Husband : But I’m with Priscilla right now, so which Priscilla are you talking about?

Wife : Where are you….?

Husband: Near the vegetable market

Wife : Wait I’m coming there right now …!

After 10 minutes she texts her husband

“Where are you”?

Husband: “I’m at the office. Now that you’re at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need

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