Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane
One falls off
How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party
All the animals attend but one
Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe
He is stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river
There’s no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming
She swims across and makes it to the other side safely
Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways
Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
