Wife sent text to husband.
“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return…..
She sent another text, “And I forgot to mention…. I have also bought a bottle of BLUE LABEL PREMIUM SCOTCH WHISKY for you……
He texted “really ?”
She replied, “No…. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer….
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…