An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says,
‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’ And the woman replied, ‘Yes, go on tell me.’
So the husband told her.
‘I had a dream that you left me after 20 years of being married.’
So the wife says, ‘Oh, it sounds more like a nightmare.’
The husband says, ‘No, I am sure it was a dream’.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem…
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need…
A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender, “This is the most talented dog in the world. He can talk!” The…
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey…
A road crew supervisor hired a nice-looking blonde woman to assist with painting the yellow line down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring…
One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. “My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of…