TXT: Little Billy Thought Mom Was About to Leave Earth!
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster d*ad in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on…
TXT: A man calls his home while on a business trip.
A man calls his home while on a business trip. An unfamiliar voice answers the phone. Man: “Who is this?” Answer comes, “A am the maid.” Man:…
TXT: Little Johnny And His Father Went Fishing.
Little Johnny went fishing with his father one quiet Saturday morning. They sat together in a small boat on the lake, waiting patiently for the fish to…
TXT: Women from the perspective of sports: One man said …
A group of men were sitting around one evening, talking and joking about life, age, relationships, and sports. One of them leaned back in his chair and…
TXT: The Irishman Had a Very Different Idea!
Three men — a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman — were walking along the beach one afternoon when they spotted an old lantern half-buried in the…
TXT: A guy goes into the same diner every single morning.
A guy goes into the same diner every single morning. Every day, he grabs the menu, studies it like he’s making a life-changing decision…then orders the exact…
A loud screeching erupted from the room
A woman visited a doctor’s office for an examination. A few minutes into the checkup, loud screeching erupted from the room, followed by the woman bolting out…
Three girls worked together
Three girls worked together in the same office, all under the same female boss. Day after day, they noticed the boss would always sneak out of work…
A university professor faced a strange dilemma
Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct —…
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat all pass away and meet God. God asks the German Shepherd, “What do you believe in?” The dog replies,…