TXT: The Parrot With a Past
A woman walked into a pet shop one afternoon and noticed a beautiful, colorful parrot sitting quietly in a large cage. What surprised her most was the…
A guy goes over to his friend house
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well, you…
The Unjust “F”
One afternoon, a little boy came home from school looking absolutely miserable. He slammed his backpack onto the floor and collapsed onto the couch with a dramatic…
Three men are sitting in the sauna.
Three men are sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at…
Mary and Bob have been back from their honeymoon
Mary and Bob have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Bob came home from work saying he’d invited four friends from the office home…
TXT: A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night
A doctor woke up in the middle of the night needing the bathroom, only to discover that his toilet was completely blocked. Annoyed, he went back to…
TXT: Two blondes were driving along a road
Two blondes were walking along the beach one afternoon, enjoying the sun and chatting about nothing in particular. As they got closer to the water, one of…
TXT: What are you going to buy?
A blonde and a brunette were sitting together during their lunch break, opening their paychecks and happily planning what to do with the money. The brunette looked…
TXT: Wife came home from her first day commuting into the city.
A blonde woman came home after her very first day commuting by train into the city. As soon as she walked through the door, her husband noticed…
TXT: The Super Family
An 80-year-old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at the man’s good health and asks, ‘How do you stay in…