A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,
“Honey, if I died would you get married again?”
The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.”
So the man said, “Okay, I would”
Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?”
And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.”
Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and…
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how…
A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter…
There is a diner in New Orleans that advertises that it will serve you anything you want…but if they can’t, they will give you $5,000 as an…
A pregnant woman went to the gynecologist, and when asked that was the problem, she responded, “Well, whenever I take off my clothes, my melons get hard.”…