Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren….
Two old ladies Dolly and Ruby were talking about their grandchildren. Dolly said, “Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque…
Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing…
A blonde and her car
She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was…
Spaghetti Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that…
Bob goes to pick up his date
It’s 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue’s father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bob what they’re…
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the sales- man had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy, busty…
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church
A husband and wife are sitting through an extended speech in church. The woman eventually becomes exhausted and falls asleep. When the husband becomes aware of this,…
A cowboy decides to buy a horse from a preacher
As the money changes hands, the preacher warns him, “Now this isn’t a regular horse. I’ve taught this one different commands… ” “To get him to run,…
Satan appeared…
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away….
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life…