A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
“What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.’”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.”
An elderly man is concerned about his wife’s hearing. He decides to do a test. He smells her making dinner, so he stands in the living room…
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night… The waiter came to take their drink orders. “I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.“I’ll take…
Two policemen went on patrol and at 4 o’clock at night when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking…
Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns…