Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him.
The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will let u go… use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence.”
So the drunk man replies “My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!”
An elderly man is concerned about his wife’s hearing. He decides to do a test. He smells her making dinner, so he stands in the living room…
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night… The waiter came to take their drink orders. “I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.“I’ll take…
Two policemen went on patrol and at 4 o’clock at night when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood…
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse…
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns…