A fed-up wife was always complaining that her husband spent far too much time at his local bar.
So one night, he said, “Fine, you’re coming with me.”
They sat down, and he asked, “What’ll you have?”
“Oh, I don’t know… the same as you, I suppose.”
He ordered two of the bar’s strongest, most pungent craft beers. When they arrived, he picked his up and downed it in three big gulps.
His wife watched carefully, then took a small sip from hers… and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck! That’s TERRIBLE! It tastes like crap!” she spluttered. “How on earth can you drink this stuff?”
Her husband leaned back, smirked, and said,
“Well, there you have it…
And you think I’m out here every night enjoying myself!”
