An older gentleman was sitting on a park bench one day, sobbing his eyes out. A passerby stopped and asked, “Sir, are you ok? What’s wrong?”
The man replied,
“Well, my wife is 30 years younger than me, she is a glamour model, we have hot sex every morning, then she makes me a gourmet breakfast, lunch, dinner, and then we watch sport before more sex and then bed.”
The passerby said, “That sounds wonderful. Why are you crying?”
The man wiped his eyes and said,
“I can’t remember where I live.”
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