It was 3 AM at a fancy hotel, and the poor receptionist was just about to doze off… when suddenly, an elderly lady came running toward the front desk, totally panicked.
“Please come quickly!” she cried. “I just saw a NAKED man outside my window!”
The receptionist rushed up to her room, expecting the worst.
“Where is he?” she asked.
The old lady pointed to the apartment building across the street. And sure enough, there was a man—shirtless—moving around inside.
The receptionist tried to calm her down:
“Ma’am, he’s probably just getting ready for bed. And besides, you can only see him from the waist up!”
The old lady gave her a LOOK and said…
“Sweetheart… try standing on the dresser!” 
Some people really know how to get the full view!
