Bill and Marla thought they had come up with a clever plan for a little alone time one Sunday afternoon — even though their 12-year-old son was home.
They sent him out to the balcony and told him to report on what was going on in the neighborhood.
So, the kid starts narrating like a news anchor:
“A car’s getting towed from the parking lot…”
“An ambulance just went by…”
“The Andersons have company… Matt’s got a new bike…”
And then
“The Coopers are having alone time too.”
Mom and Dad sit straight up.
“Wait, how do you know that!?”
The kid calmly replies:
“Their son is standing on the balcony too.
