The company boss immediately disliked the guy. But since he was there, he had to conduct the interview. The boss asked his secretary to bring some beer. The drunk guy smelled it and immediately told all the ingredients! The boss winked at the secretary to bring something else…The secretary peed in a glass and brought that to the drink guy. After taking a smell the drunk guy said,
‘26F, and 3 month pregnant ! Now if you don’t give me the job, I’ll tell your wife who the real dad is’
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store in Dublin… One day, she came into the store and said, “Oh Jack,…
A man is walking through a cemetery when he sees another man get up from behind a headstone… “Morning.” he says The other man replies “No, just…
A man was driving along a narrow, dark and winding road when his car stuttered, shuddered and hiccuped, so he brought it to a halt. Not knowing…
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with. She said, “Yes, all the others were 8s, 9s and 10s.”
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be boss because I control the whole body’s responses…
“Hello? “Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to the youngster, the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home? “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May…