A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the lady behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yells, “PULL OVER!”
“NO,” she yelled back over the sound of the siren, “It’s a SCARF!”
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes…
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: “Do you know where you’re going?” Blonde: “No, but…
Jacob, who has always had a fear of needles, was sitting in the hospital waiting to get a vaccination. When the nurse called him into the office…
A man named Jack strides into John’s Stable looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” says John, the owner. “I’ve got just the horse you’re looking for….
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence, a young woman turned to a minister sitting…