On a crowded bus, a college girl kept holding tightly onto a banana in her back pocket, afraid it might get squashed in the crowd—after all, it…

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London.She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to…

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck…

A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing one day. As they approached the first tee, the Swede’s wife stepped up to take her…

A drunk man walks into a Hell’s Angels biker bar, sits down and orders a drink. Looking around, he notices three men sitting at a corner table….

A banker was strolling through town when he spotted his old friend Tom, an 80-year-old rancher. Tom had lost his wife about a year ago, and word…

Three r*bb*rs entered a house. They said to the lady, we don’t want to spoil the order of your house and we don’t want to h*rm you,…

A blonde is on vacation and runs out of money. She wants to write an e-mail to her mother so that her mother can send her some….

After driving for about sixteen hours, a truck driver decides to pull over and get some sleep. Just as he falls asleep, he is awakened by a…