One night, a husband murmured in his sleep, “Oh, Emily, you’re the one that got away.” The wife, wide awake beside him, bolted up and exclaimed, “Emily?…

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother?…

Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A blonde walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. At one point in the discussion, the teacher remarked that it was physically impossible for a whale…

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she came out in the divorce settlement, when she spies a lamp washing up onshore….

The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and…

A wife goes out for the night with her friends. Just before she leaves, she assures her husband that she won’t be home any later than midnight:…

A fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach. One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand…

John was talking to his fiance Rebecca. He said: “Be honest now, baby, How am I as a lover?” To which she replied: “Honey I would definitely…