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A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it…

Two days before my wife’s birthday I asked her what her bra size was. “Ooh,” she said. “Thinking of getting me a new one?”  I said, “No….

A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?”…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door…

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?”…

A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that…