Funny – A 7 year
A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When…
So funny – Once
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…
A shopkeeper …
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, “BEST DEALS!” To make things worse, another store opened on the…
Bless This Car
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together…
A Lawyer Is Talking To His Client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some…
There Was A Blonde Who …
There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her…
Three Pregnant Women
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two…
Mexican Jew
Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry…
Mathematician And Plumber
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is it…
Ray, What Did You Du!
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber He awoke before…