A wife finds a note
One morning, a wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge. My dear wife,I’m sure you’ll understand that as much as I love and appreciate…
Video: Handwriting Analysis
A five year old boy joined a new school. His new teacher asked, “can you read and write?” He replied that he could write but not read….
Video: Rough Landing
Upon landing hard, the pilot got on the PA system, “Sorry, folks, for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.” On this…
Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution.
Darryl and Harold were the best patients in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them…
Video: Two cowboys came upon an Indian
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You…
Three drunk guys are sitting at a football game
Three drunk guys are sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game (whose habits partially blocked the view). In an effort to get the nuns…
Video: Pat and Mike
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. “Have you seen a doctor about that…
Video: Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant.
Three priests were having lunch in a restaurant. One said, “You know, all summer I have been having trouble with bats in the belfry. I’ve tried everything…
Video: Charlie was a very successful marketing director.
Charlie was a very successful marketing director Sadly, his wife Rita died. At the cemetery, Joe’s friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads:…
Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot
Elsie, an elderly lady, was patiently waiting to park in a spot when a young man in his brand new red BMW zipped around her and claimed…