An elderly couple were going to bed! The old man was sleepy and trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married…

A wise old farmer went to town to buy a new pickup truck that he saw advertised in the newspaper for a certain price. After telling the…

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. A small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad…

Two guys from Michigan di3 and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens,…

A priest and a taxi driver both passed away on the same day and found themselves at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter was waiting for…

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was…

Harris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous…

There’s a lovely young woman in New Zealand who is getting her house redecorated. She is walking around the house with the builder, telling him what colors…

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half…