A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to…

A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few…

A blonde goes out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoohoo” she shouts, “how can I get…

Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: ‘I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years’ Herman: ‘Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m here…

Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin…

At a local college, there was a dance.  A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a…

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this…

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for…

A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. Perfect…