Grandma’s birth control pills
After a lifetime of hard work, Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor asked her to bring a list of all her medications. As…
Didn’t I marry you two last year?
Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them and said,“Didn’t I marry you two last year?” Ted replied, “Yes, Father, you did.”…
The Key
A glamorous woman in her fifties, noticing her looks fading with the years, decided to visit a top plastic surgeon for a facelift. After the consultation, the…
Why you are staring at me?
All the way through dinner, my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me intently as I sat opposite her. The little girl could hardly eat her…
Tammy on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
A blonde lady named Tammy enters the famous TV quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Regis Philbin puts her at ease, and somehow she flies…
The Pope at the Pearly Gates
The Pope dies and finds himself standing at the Gates of Heaven. He rings the bell, and St. Peter shuffles up and opens the gate. St. Peter…
The Amish Traffic Stop
An Amish woman was driving her horse and buggy into town to buy supplies when she was stopped by a highway patrolman. “I’m not going to give…
A hot-shot New York lawyer
A hot-shot New York lawyer treated himself to a brand-new Ferrari — fully loaded with every extra imaginable. Nappa leather, top-of-the-line sound system, the works. It was…
Video: Our math teacher is asking to see you
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you. “What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘How much…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big…