Little Girl Keeps Falling Asleep In Class, But Her Answers Astonish The Teacher
On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn’t particularly enjoy. That occurred far too frequently…
A woman visits her husband in prison
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs…
THE BEST BUBBA JOKE
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best…
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Mom and Dad for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets…
Super rude hairdresser gets put in her place by customer’s hilarious comeback
A woman enters a hair salon and mentions she and her husband will be taking a trip to Rome to the hairdresser. “Rome? Why would anyone want…
Ray Came Home One Night And Fell Asleep
After a hard day at the office, Ray crawled into bed with his wife while she slept, and promptly dozed off. The first thing he heard as…
During lunch at work last week
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans, When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling,…
Two little boys walk into a drugstore
One is nine years old and the other is four. The oldest boy grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register…
A man boards
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks….
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in…