Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain. She can’t speak Spanish. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her…

An older man with white hair walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening, accompanied by a beautiful young woman. He told the jeweler he was looking…

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then…

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says: “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?” The…

A woman with small boobs buys an old mirror from an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. The next morning, she playfully says, “Mirror,…

A little old lady decides to join The Hell’s Angels so one day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker…

Rude Bus Driver, A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman…

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag…