Joe and Bob were both fanatics about deep-sea fishing. Each would come back from fishing trips and tell the other big lies about the number and sizes…

Two men were enduring an excruciatingly slow round of golf. The two women ahead of them were struggling with every shot, hitting into sand traps, water hazards,…

Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt. He was playing with it when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, “What kind of a dog…

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, “You know what? I think it’s about time we…

A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought it…

Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday once…

A giant ship’s engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 30 years of experience. He inspected the…

A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains “I don’t want to marry”. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents…

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish,…